FILK (HP): Avada Kedavra Sung to Hakuna Matata

[justjeanette]

Genres: Humor, General     
Warnings: none
Summary: Avada Kedavra Sung to Hakuna Matata. Adding a warning... DO NOT read this whilst anywhere near liquids... I will not be held responsible for keyboard or monitor damage.... ;)


 
Avada Kedavra

I don't own Harry or the Lion King, if I did I wouldn't have to work. This is some silliness to alleviate stress... forgive me.
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Avada Kedavra Sung to Hakuna Matata
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[Voldemort and the Death Eater Chorus]

Avada Kedavra!
What a wonderful curse
Avada Kedavra!
Will put you in a hearse
You’re dead and buried for the rest of your days
It's our killing-spree philosophy

Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra?

[Death Eater Chorus ]
Yeah. It's our motto!

[Voldemort]
What's a motto?

[Death Eater Chorus]
Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

[Voldemort and the Death Eater Chorus]
Those two words will solve all your problems

[Death Eater Chorus: spoken ]
-That's right. Take Voldemort here

[Death Eater Chorus: sung ]
Why, when he was a young Wizard...

[Voldemort: sung BADLY]
When I was a young Wizaaaard

[Death Eater Chorus: spoken ]
-Very Bad

[Voldemort: spoken ]
-Thanks

[Death Eater Chorus]
He found his Blood lacked a certain appeal
So he found a way to make the others feel

[Voldemort]
I'm a Pure Blooded soul though I I’ve been Mud Born
And I’ll kill them all till their world is Torn

 

[Voldemort]	[Death Eater Chorus]
And oh, the shame	He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name	What's in a name?
So Tom Riddle departed	How did ya feel?
And Voldemort got st….

[Death Eater Chorus: spoken]
-Hey! Voldemort! Not in front of the kids!

[Voldemort: spoken]
-Oh. Tough

[All]
Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse
Avada Kedavra! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our killing-spree philosophy

[All]
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra?
Avada Kedavra!

[All]
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our killing-spree philosophy
Avada Kedavra!
(Repeats)

[All: spoken]
I say "Avada"

[All: spoken]
I say " Kedavra "

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